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The Good, the Bad and the Lame

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Slightly Lame or Just Plain Bad

An explanation as to why we included the lame with the bad.  First, we are lazy and didn't want to take the time to build a separate web page for both.  Second, we are cheap and didn't want to use up precious bandwidth or waste any more kilobytes on such drivel.  Third, we didn't think you would waste your time reading them all anyway.  In all fairness, the lame lines are not really bad, just too trite or overused and some of these are older than dirt.  The bad lines are self-explanatory but the list is hardly comprehensive.   In fact, we estimate that the complete world collection of bad pick-up lines is the only number in existence that may be actually larger than the amount of money owned by Bill Gates; besides, there is not enough computer bytes available worldwide to hold them all anyway.  Since this is a PG site, we could not list the really bad ones anyway because all of those are sexual innuendoes that usually relate to male and female body parts or the joining of the two in some obscene way.  You know, the stuff guaranteed to get the guy laid if he just says the right line.  (Girl chorus in background: hahahahahah).   Well here are a few for your enjoyment:
WARNING - For entertainment purposes only.  Use only at risk of bodily harm or social embarrassment

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These are usually bombs!

Guys actually think these things up. They share them, rate them, collect them and even trade them like baseball cards. Sorry Guys, standard pick-up lines are a thing of the past. With the advent of the internet, what pick-up lines women haven’t already heard, have been seen by them posted somewhere on the web. Yes, Bill, Hank, Jim, Steve, Sam, Bob, JimBob, BillieBob, Tom, Dick and Harry, they can read!

 

 

Not Bad - Just a little Lame

 

What's your sign?   (voted most often heard)

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

Hi. I'm Big Brother. I've been watching you..." "Where have you been all my life

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

I'm sorry I'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women.

Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous! (do not use on truly gorgeous women)

Help the homeless. Take me home with you. (cute but sounds needy)

Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight. (a bit presumptuous)

You look just like my mother.  (this belongs in the bad category)

Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?

Do you have a name or can I call you mine? (ugh)

Bond. James Bond.  (used a zillion times since the first Bond movie)

If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away. (too soapy)

I only have 3 months to live...  (oh that's attractive)

Where have you been all my life?  (one of those older than dirt)

I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? (No.) Would you like some?   (sigh)

Did it hurt? You know, when you fell from heaven.  (references to angels and heaven are far too common)

I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.

Can you touch me so I can say I was touched by an angel?

Do you think God would be angry if I married one of his angels?

Have I died and gone to heaven? You look like an angel.

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

I didn't think angels exist, but I'm talking to one now.

Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.  (ace ack ack)

You are under arrest for robbery. You stole my heart.  (almost kinda cute)

My name is ______(name). That's so you know what to scream later. (seldom works but kinda cute)

You must be a parking ticket cuz you got FINE written all over you. (might work way downtown)

Are you hot? Well, you sure are making me sweat!

Do you have any raisins? How about a date? (this belongs in the dumb joke category)

I'll give you a dollar if you give me your name and phone number.   (too cheap)

I know milk does a body good but damn, how much have you been drinking?

Are you Greek? (No.) Oh my bad. I thought all goddesses were Greek.   (how do you live up to that)

Is your name Candy? Cuz you're so sweet!  (ack!)

Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.   (she will probably just think you are ridiculous)

Where have you been all my life?  (older than time-probably uttered by the first caveman)

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!"

Who's a nice girl doing in a place like this?"    (popular movie phrase from the old days)

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? (maybe we have this in the wrong category?)

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue? (only works if true - over flattering usually backfires)


 

The BAD
The DUMB and DUMBER

These fall on their own lack of merit - no further editorial comment necessary

 

Uh, hey baby.

Uh, do you like come here often?

You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever.

Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.

Uh, get into my car and into my dreams, baby.

What's your sign?

Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

What would you do if I kissed you right now?

So, how about a night of hot, passionate sex?

If I said you were sexy, would you hold it against me?.

I can make you feel like you’ve never had sex before..

My lips are registered weapons.

If you need a love doctor, I applied to medical school

If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me.

If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down..

Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for..

Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?.

You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it..

Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see!

Hey, I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I think I've had a little too much to drink tonight because you're starting to look pretty good.

So...when are we gonna get together?

Will you marry me and have my children.

 

and two of our all-time favorites

Yo Baby!  Let's Do It!

Hey Baby!  You got nice (insert your choice of female anatomy here)

 

ENOUGH...ENOUGH...     show me some good lines   nah just get me outta here

 

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