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Warning
Webmaster Error
Who constantly gets
His Vowels All Mixed Up
2nd Warning
If you have already been to the Naked Chicks Page
You have already seen this - What is Wrong with You?
Click Here to Make Donation to Help Vowel Impaired Webmaster's Program
This was a Test. You
Passed!
By coming here to look for Naked Males, you have proved
that you are 100% red blooded, hot passioned female or to be politically correct, possibly
even male, By clicking on the Help Vowel Impaired webmaster's fund, you have also
proved that you are a good person who is worthy of looking at naked males (mails). Various
estimates place the number of web pages devoted to naked people, most of which are female,
at 14 trillion or over 90% of the entire internet system. Other estimates place the
number of naked people on the web at a number larger than the number of people who have
ever lived on the face of the earth, plus two other planets that have not yet been
discovered. Did you know that if you placed all the web pages that had naked people
on them from end to end, they would reach all the way to the planet Neptune. It is
also estimated that if you placed all the web pages that had naked people on top of each
other, the stack would weigh more than the planet earth and if added together, this giant
stack of nakedness would crush the entire planet and everyone and everything on it to
smithereens! We think that is probably what happened to the Dinosaurs? That's
pretty amazing. The only thing that the number of web pages with naked people on
them does NOT exceed is the number of $100 dollar bills owned by Bill Gates. We also
are thankful that Mr. Gates has not decided to buy up all the web pages with naked people
on them for himself; otherwise, no one else would ever get to see naked people on web
pages ever again and that would be sad. It's a good thing too because then Mr.
Gates could charge exorbitant amounts of money to a surprising number of people to let
them see some of his web pages with naked people on them and then he would have all the
money in the world including the 10% he does not yet own. There are alot of people
who apparently will give up alot of their hard-earned money just to see a naked person on
a web page. That's pretty amazing too.
Anyway, we are so glad you stopped by our "Naked Male (Mail)" page and we hope you have learned something because we have tried to provide a maximum level of educational value and a minimum of smut. We are thinking we would probably make more money if we reversed that relationship. For those of you who are verbally impaired, that would be, "a maximum of smut and a minimum level of educational value". In fact, we are flipping coins to see which one of our staff members has to reveal their nakedness here at some future time. Actually, the webmaster lost, but we are afraid he is going to cheat and put another naked mailbox or envelope on the site, but there is probably someone out there who likes to look at naked envelopes, stamps or letters or mailboxes or something equally bizarre. It is possible then, we may have prevented a future mail peeper or a mail molesting from happening. If that is so, then we have truly provided a totally useless service with this web page and we are hoping to someday win an award with the valuable information and public service we have thus provided. Stay tuned, maybe something exciting will happen here again in the near future; then again, maybe not. It depends on whether we find any more really stunning naked males (mail) to feature at this site. We will keep our eyes open!
Apologies
You will note that the header reads Naked Males
whereas we provided a picture of only one naked male
and it actually seems to be a picture of a partially
naked mailbox, not a male box? oops!
maybe we should post at least one more naked male
(mail?) picture
so there will be two and we won't have to change the header title
our webmaster said that changing the header title would be alot of work
and nearly impossible to change once it has already been done.
We are having some real doubts about the sanity
and/or the work ethic of our webmaster?
Do You
have a picture of a really stunning naked male or
mail
that you would like to see posted here?
Send them free to gates@haveallthe.money
NOTE:
Broken Web Counter
We were unable to keep a web counter on this page
because it kept
spinning so fast, it would break; however, at last count the amount of
click thru's to this page almost exceeded the amount of money
owned by Mr. Gates..so there; how do you like that Mr. Gates?
(this also proves that there really are more people
out there looking
for intellectual stimulation rather than sexual titillation, ha ha!)
2nd note:
Any reference to persons real or imagined or
likenesses thereof, are purely
co-incidental and no names or pictures on this web page have any direct
relationship to any persons, living or dead. The Mailbox is real though!
Final Note:
The reference to a Mr. Bill Gates throughout this
website is actually not the
person who you think. The Bill Gates to which we are referring lives in the
most northern part of Alaska in a cave somewhere and we believe he may
be the only person alive who has never seen a web page with a naked person
on it. He does not own a computer and has never even seen a web page, let
alone a naked web page person. This is about to change as we are dispatching
a team of hardy explorers to find this Mr. Gates so we can expose him to the
real world on the web, which is the only real world, the true reality, all else is
only make-believe. We will keep you informed as to our progress..wish us luck!
Help!
The non-impaired vowels that we received in donations for
the webmaster's nearsighted help fund have all been stolen
and we have closed the program down temporarily. We think the
Russian Mafia has stolen them but we are too tongue tied to say anything.
This is the only vowel we have left and it is not in too good of shape either,
as it is blurry, too fat on one side and one leg is shorter than the other.
(an accurate desciption that fits many of us when we wake up in the morning)
A
If you have any good vowels
to donate to our webmaster help fund,
please send them immediately to
help@vowelimpairedwebmasters.america
In administering this
program we have also come to realize that there must
be many consonant impaired people too because we have been receiving
bowels, dowels, fowls, growls, howls, jowls and lots of towels.
Please send only vowels-that's with a "v"
What should we do with our remaining vowel?
We may just erase it or we will send it to one of
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