Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.   (made the list for weirdness)

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it? (cute is good for some, no for others)

Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.  (not bad)

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!  (too soapy)

So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?

Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.  (too quaint)

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?  (short and to the point)

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.  (kinda romantic)

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?  (cute)

Can I buy you a drink, or would you just like the money?   (clever)

Sorry, I thought you were someone else, by the way, here's my card. (devious)

I think you are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen... on a Wednesday.  (This is good!)

I saw you at the party last weekend, and you look kind of interesting... Let's meet sometime.

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart. (sympathy vote)

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Would you like to join me in the Bahamas next week?  (this works best when you mean it)

Your legs must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all night.

You are just truly, absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also? (does it matter?)

Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call your mom and thank her. (you better call if she gives you quarter)

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. (a romantic type)

Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" Woman: "What's that?" You: "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight."

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you? (dangerous to say that these days)

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.

If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.  (ahhhhhhh)

What's your favorite position in extramarital sex?  (slashy for the trashy)

You're like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life. (yeah, right)

Do you know how to use a whip? (the range of responses to this is amazing, but seldom positive)

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?   (A potential all-time winner)

I'll give you a 1,000 dollars if you give me your name and phone number. (points for cuteness)
You do accept credit cards don’t you?

Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color...Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just realized why, your eyes...Blizzard Blue (this one could work)

If I spend any more time here with you, I may need to join a 12 step program to overcome my addiction.

I have more money than you can spend. (ha ha..doubt it)

Ya know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo. (do you really know who that is?)

I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little. (cute points all around)

Have you seen (any movie)? Would you like to? (kinda old fashioned but seems honest)

Be unique and different, say yes.  (good comeback when things look bad)

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?   (funny-might work on humor value)

I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.  (humble is good)

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. (might get the wrong idea)

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. (haha)

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.  (teamwork approach)

When she's leaving:"Hey, where are you going?" Answer:"home." You:"You're not just gonna leave me here like this are you?"  (yes, this one is worthy--may get you a phone number or more)

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. (a romantic gem)

give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready. (for the blunt of mind)

Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?  (listed twice for cleverness)

For the Older Gang: Did you have a color television when you were a kid. What was the baby’s name on The Flintstones or similar question: This will almost always generate further conversation

In the produce department, "How can you tell if these things are ripe?"

At the laundromat, "How much bleach should I put in with my good suit

Wow, I like your jeans. Did you design them yourself?  (doesn't make sense but may lead to conversation)

What a lovely dog! Does it have a phone.  (for the same reason above and girls like guys who like animals)

The first time I saw you, I could sense that there was a strong emotional bond between the two of us.

I would send you a rose, but you can just look in the mirror and see one for yourself.

If I followed you home, would you keep me? (might work if you say it right)